The Real Jesus: Like Chuck Norris, but More Ripped

No, Jesus wasn't a pansy. Of course. But, like they say on ESPN's NFL show: C'mon, man.
Latte-sipping Cabriolet drivers do not represent biblical masculinity, because real men -- like Jesus, Paul, and John the Baptist -- are dudes: heterosexual, win-a-fight, punch-you-in-the-nose dudes. In oords, because Jesus is not a limp-wristed, dress-wearing hippie, the men created in his image are not sissified church boys; they are aggressive, assertive, and nonverbal.
That's the opinion of Mark Driscoll, who's a big-time pastor, author, opinion-shaper, and rabble-rouser. I loves me some rabble-rousing, and I really enjoy discussing of who Jesus really is, but... Mark is wrong. (And if you don't like it, Mark, bring it on, big boy. You'll probably whip me, but not without a few return shots. I swing a mean accordion.)
We don't get to make Jesus in our image, or in our favorite image, either, even if we love Ultimate Fighting. "Nonverbal"? Jesus? (Oddly, if Christ-like-ness means "nonverbal", Driscoll might want to repent of his famous 1.5 hour sermons.) "Punch-you-in-the-nose"? Which book did you find that one in? Ecclesians?
As Alan Hirsch points out, painting Jesus as a harmless, other-worldly, feminized being is one mistake. We don't need to make another false image, even if it's a corrective one. And, like Hirsch says, it's tough to reconcile the idea of a "nonverbal" Jesus with the truth that he is the Living Word.
Driscoll says the Jesus of the Bible has "big biceps". Maybe. We don't know. He was a carpenter, true. But he probably didn't take any GNC supplements. And, honestly, what's the point? If his arms were big, does that make you think more highly of Jesus?
I suspect our need to do this, to make an issue out of it, may actually serve to reduce Him. You see, his power doesn't come from 22-inch biceps. Sorry. You fear Jesus, you fear God, because he can destroy your body and soul in Hell. In comparison, a roundhouse kick to the face sounds downy soft.
Jesus is looking for manly men. Yes. Guys who fix stuff, lift weights, love football, and say few things. And, so far as I can tell, he's also looking for men who hate football, enjoy a latte, and express themselves with words. And men who are uber-masculine. And men who aren't. And -- by the way -- he's also looking for women. He's telling us all, non-Ultimate Fighters, included -- the big mess of us -- to follow Him. And guess what? We can.
As Brandon O'Brien in Christianity Today put it: "Paul makes no distinction between masculine and feminine fruits of the Spirit." One Christian men's movement says we are to be "brash and offensive". But -- okay, let's be blunt -- what part of "patience" and "gentleness" and "self-control" do you guys just not get?
Yes, Jesus was a man. The Ultimate Man. And we should be men who have guts, too. So let's have the guts to look at him as he is, rather than our little-boy ideas about what manhood is all about.
More reading:
Christianity Today article and the Hirsch's wonderful new book, Untamed
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4:07 PM on March 23rd, 2010
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I like this post, a lot.
I like strength. I think Jesus was strong - He was a carpenter, sheesh!
But I like the strength He displayed by 'let the little children come unto me' better.
Biceps are great.
Knowing when to use them is awesome. Like when you use them to pound in the last nail to finish a home for the homeless.
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March 23, 2010 @ 10:21
I like strength. I think Jesus was strong - He was a carpenter, sheesh!
But I like the strength He displayed by 'let the little children come unto me' better.
Biceps are great.
Knowing when to use them is awesome. Like when you use them to pound in the last nail to finish a home for the homeless.
Thanks Brant. I like your everyman approach at the end.How can we all be like Jesus if we have to be aggressive, assertive and non-verbal? Some of us aren't that way and nothing will ever make us that way. I love the way you think, even when I don't agree with you. I just happen to really agree with you today.
Posted By Merlene Burry
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March 23, 2010 @ 10:39
I've never really cared about what Jesus looked like physically, but from what I read, his earthly parents were ordinary people, his birth was lowly, he chose ordinary people to be his disciples and hung out with ordinary and lowly people. That may lead one to believe he may have appeared ordinary. I don't really know though. Yet, when he spoke, he was extraordinary. He spoke with authority, which is not to be confused with brash and offensive. But it's His authority that gives us every breath we breathe, and that's enough for me to follow those words in red.
Images are created to help our minds understand things more clearly. By creating this image of Christ, what message is being taught?
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March 23, 2010 @ 11:59
Images are created to help our minds understand things more clearly. By creating this image of Christ, what message is being taught?
I enjoyed this post and cited article. If Jesus were at the plate He could and most definitely would hit a curveball. I am alluding to the line from the movie-Major League.
Jesus was the perfect example of humanity at the same time being God. MYSTERY…I just accept it. He happened to be all male. I am a man. And I make no apologies about it. I believe many men are tired of making apologies as well. At the same time, I’m sick and tired of cleaning up the messes Christian men make because of a lack of maturity or misguided understanding of what it is to be a man. Or better yet blaming their ineptness or lack of interest of spiritual things on the view their fathers gave them of our Sovereign God. God was a perfect Father to the nation of Israel and still they rebelled. We rebel daily.
I agree that God wants all types of men. Jesus wants the cerebral as well as the Bielski Partisans. He wants the Ben Steins, as well as, the Jack Bauers in His church. (1 Cor. 12:20). God chose Jacob over Esau.
On March 22, 2009…Driscoll preached TO men about being real men who love God and serve their family. Driscoll’s view of impotent/unbiblical manhood is demonstrated by two extremes: Cowardice and Chauvinism. Within those parameters you can define the stereotypical male: Little Boy Larry to Give-em heck Hank. Driscoll rails against this mentality and implores Christian and/or church-going men to stop abusing women and their families through methods of intimidation and passive manipulation. The Mars-Hill Pastor goes as far as calling these church-going men evil.
I am not defending Driscoll(he’s a big boy) I just subscribe to his straightforward approach when it comes to speaking to misguided/wayward men. “Women are vases. Men are like Thermos bottles. One can take a beating, get dented and be fine.” Driscoll also mentions that a man ‘is NOT one who can spit the farthest…or do other gross things better and smellier than the other guy. No woman prays for that.’
Now his crass-in-your-face stereotypes about effeminate Christianity are offensive. I have yet to hear him utter them. I recently noted his Facebook status referencing an upcoming MMA event. Surprised...I admit I LIKE'd it.
Conversely, my unwavering maleness is the focus of jokes among friends. I get up every morning joining the Navy SEALs in a Military structured workout, eat sand, and push SUVs while others are still snoring because I can. I love the foamy goodness of a latte with mocha sprinkles. Haribo Gummi Bears are my weakness. I cherish speaking with my spouse. Hugging my boys. I’ve never had a manicure to relax. I prefer to squeeze off a few rounds at the gun range instead. But…my preferences, likes, hobbies, movies, drinks, or desires don’t define my manhood. The jury is still out on clothes.
More importantly-Am I seeking Him first? Am I a lover of ONE woman, my wife (His daughter)? Am I a patient, honoring, loving Father to my children (His gifts to me)? Am I gracious and long suffering as He? Do I consider it joy when trials come my way? Do I adhere to 1 Peter 3:7? Do I do unto others?
I want to daily become more like Jesus…be Godly and Holy like Him. Him. He. Jesus happened to be a man. I model my manhood after Him. I can learn many things about how He conducted Himself as a man. I make no apologies for that. By the way, I have yet to hit a curveball.
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March 23, 2010 @ 9:47
Jesus was the perfect example of humanity at the same time being God. MYSTERY…I just accept it. He happened to be all male. I am a man. And I make no apologies about it. I believe many men are tired of making apologies as well. At the same time, I’m sick and tired of cleaning up the messes Christian men make because of a lack of maturity or misguided understanding of what it is to be a man. Or better yet blaming their ineptness or lack of interest of spiritual things on the view their fathers gave them of our Sovereign God. God was a perfect Father to the nation of Israel and still they rebelled. We rebel daily.
I agree that God wants all types of men. Jesus wants the cerebral as well as the Bielski Partisans. He wants the Ben Steins, as well as, the Jack Bauers in His church. (1 Cor. 12:20). God chose Jacob over Esau.
On March 22, 2009…Driscoll preached TO men about being real men who love God and serve their family. Driscoll’s view of impotent/unbiblical manhood is demonstrated by two extremes: Cowardice and Chauvinism. Within those parameters you can define the stereotypical male: Little Boy Larry to Give-em heck Hank. Driscoll rails against this mentality and implores Christian and/or church-going men to stop abusing women and their families through methods of intimidation and passive manipulation. The Mars-Hill Pastor goes as far as calling these church-going men evil.
I am not defending Driscoll(he’s a big boy) I just subscribe to his straightforward approach when it comes to speaking to misguided/wayward men. “Women are vases. Men are like Thermos bottles. One can take a beating, get dented and be fine.” Driscoll also mentions that a man ‘is NOT one who can spit the farthest…or do other gross things better and smellier than the other guy. No woman prays for that.’
Now his crass-in-your-face stereotypes about effeminate Christianity are offensive. I have yet to hear him utter them. I recently noted his Facebook status referencing an upcoming MMA event. Surprised...I admit I LIKE'd it.
Conversely, my unwavering maleness is the focus of jokes among friends. I get up every morning joining the Navy SEALs in a Military structured workout, eat sand, and push SUVs while others are still snoring because I can. I love the foamy goodness of a latte with mocha sprinkles. Haribo Gummi Bears are my weakness. I cherish speaking with my spouse. Hugging my boys. I’ve never had a manicure to relax. I prefer to squeeze off a few rounds at the gun range instead. But…my preferences, likes, hobbies, movies, drinks, or desires don’t define my manhood. The jury is still out on clothes.
More importantly-Am I seeking Him first? Am I a lover of ONE woman, my wife (His daughter)? Am I a patient, honoring, loving Father to my children (His gifts to me)? Am I gracious and long suffering as He? Do I consider it joy when trials come my way? Do I adhere to 1 Peter 3:7? Do I do unto others?
I want to daily become more like Jesus…be Godly and Holy like Him. Him. He. Jesus happened to be a man. I model my manhood after Him. I can learn many things about how He conducted Himself as a man. I make no apologies for that. By the way, I have yet to hit a curveball.
